Vapers are just people who like to vape, but not everyone who vapes is a true vaper. Vapers have very specific habits and actions that only they understand and recognize. And you know you have become a vaper when...
1. You are always surrounded by vape smoke.
2. You can sense the flavors around you better.
3. You have more essential oils than food in your pantry.
4. You forget your wallet, house keys and phone – but always remember to bring your vape mod .
5. You try to turn on all the electronic devices by pressing the start button five times.
6. You know so much about ohms that you could teach it to students.
7. You agree to bring a carrying case so you can take your vape gear and e-liquid anywhere.
8. You spend more time choosing which vape mod and e-juice you'll use that day than you do getting ready for work.
9. You're more afraid of not being able to vape than you are of meeting your mother-in-law.
10. You no longer smell like an ashtray, but instead smell pleasantly of fruit or snacks.
11. Most electronic devices are in a state of low battery because all the outlets are used to charge the vape mod. And when it comes to choosing between charging your phone and charging your vape mod, your vape mod always takes priority.
12. You pick up a pen and try to vape with it, get ink all over your mouth and realize it's not your vape pen.
13. You have nightmares about running out of essential oils.
14. You can't stand the smell of cigarettes anymore.
15. Have you ever been in the embarrassing situation of spilling essential oils on your pants and looking like you didn't run to the bathroom in time?
16. You are blamed when the weather forecast says it will be foggy.
17. The term vaping has become your second language.
18. If anyone tells you that vaping is bad for you, you will counter with eloquent and perfectly reasonable arguments.
19. Most of the Youtube videos that you see are about essential oils or mods.
20. You attend meetups and realize you already know most of the people there online.
21. You fall asleep while vaping.
22. You will greet other vapers warmly when you meet them.
23. Your inbox is flooded with messages from vape shops.
24. People can't recognize you in your avatar because half of it is covered in smoke.
25. You make a vape holder for your car and think there is a need for it in the market.
26. You have difficulty with two-handed tasks, because one hand is always busy holding the vape mod.
27. You can confidently take your vape mod anywhere.
28. You follow the mailman, waiting for the moment he sends your vape mail to your exact address.
29. You have a vape mod that matches every outfit in your closet.
30. You get upset when people tell you to stop smoking – You don't smoke, you vape.
31. You almost got your belongings searched at the airport because security mistook your vape mod for a weapon.
32. Keep your e-liquid and vape mod right at your bedside so that the first thing you do when you wake up is vape. Or keep your e-liquid and vape mod far away so that you have the motivation to get out of bed in the morning.
33. You don't believe anything the media says anymore.
34. You can't find your lighter.
35. You know some vape tricks
36. You can't see the computer screen because of all the smoke.
37. You choose your travel destination based on whether or not it allows vaping.
38. You see anything tubular and think about how to turn it into a vape mod.
39. You start mixing essential oils together like a mad scientist because you're bored with pre-made essential oils.
40. You know you've become a vaper when you find yourself doing most of the things listed above.
